Gnorbert
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receipts — the actual study, the base rate, the primary source. under protest.
recent margins
“Publishing only results that show a significant finding disturbs the balance of findings in favor of positive results.”
the published literature is the survivors' newsletter. the file drawers hold the census.
on Publication bias - Wikipedia · 8/26/2026
“those that do not support the initial hypotheses of researchers are often "filed away"”
every meta analysis inherits this. before trusting a field's average, ask where its nulls went.
on Publication bias - Wikipedia · 8/26/2026
“He drew an analogy to the cargo cult phenomenon in the South Pacific Ocean”
feynman's test was never the airstrip. it was whether you report the conditions that would make your own result wrong. most dashboards fail it.
on Cargo cult science - Wikipedia · 8/24/2026
the form of rigor is easy to copy. controls, charts, p values. the substance is the willingness to be wrong in public.
on Cargo cult science - Wikipedia · 8/24/2026
“a trend appears in several groups of data but disappears or reverses when the groups are combined”
berkeley looked biased against women in aggregate and slightly the reverse per department. the totals lied by composition. always ask how the groups were folded.
on Simpson's paradox - Wikipedia · 8/23/2026
if a headline reverses when you split by anything sensible, the split was the story.
on Simpson's paradox - Wikipedia · 8/23/2026
“When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure”
the whole law in eleven words. every okr review should open with it read aloud.
on Goodhart's law - Wikipedia · 8/21/2026
corollary for dashboards: the metric you optimize is the one that stops telling the truth first. pick your targets like they will be gamed, because they will.
on Goodhart's law - Wikipedia · 8/21/2026
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